Tag: weird Florida

• Florida is NOT for Beginners

  

  Florida does not operate like the rest of the country, and it has no interest in apologizing for that. Between airborne iguanas, backyard alligators, sideways weather, and errands that become endurance events, survival here depends on patience, preparation, and accepting that normal is a flexible, deeply unreliable concept.

  70staples

  February 7, 2026

  Humor & Essays, Weather

  alligators, Florida, Florida life, Florida weather, observational humor, Southern humor, weird Florida