Tag: funny true story
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Cemeteries, Cops, and Carts…Oh My!
What began as a harmless Easter golf cart ride to photograph an old cemetery turned into a roadside encounter with a sheriff’s deputy, a visible beer, two breathalyzers, eight warning tickets, and the growing realization that my family should never be allowed to combine holidays, vehicles, and spontaneous sightseeing.
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You’re Never Too Old to Drop Into Fortnite
At 60, I did not expect to become a Fortnite player, steal enemy vehicles, throw healing supplies into active combat, and bond with my fiancé’s online squad like a sequined chaos goblin. But somewhere between panic, crowns, coffee, and a stolen TIE fighter, I discovered friendship, reinvention, and an unexpected clutch gene.
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The Printer Worked. then Things Got Weird.
Back when computers were beige, expensive, and usually one tantrum away from disaster, I worked at Circuit City with Michael, a brilliant nearly deaf salesman who could sell anything. One innocent printer question later, he accidentally invented the word “huffalumps,” and I nearly died laughing behind the counter.
70 Staples - Not broken. Rebuilt. 